Craig Andresen

A Potted Plant and the Pot It’s Planted In

To say that the situation at the world’s most expensive, and well-guarded assisted care living facility, the one at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., is deteriorating rapidly would be akin to saying the bad news is that the Titanic hit a speed bump, but the good news is that there’s now plenty of ice available on the promenade deck, or that the Hindenburg now has a smoking section.

The excuses for Joe Biden’s piss-poor debate performance were flying like wounded ducks. We were told that he had a cold. Uh-huh. One would think that if Joe had the sniffles, they would have said something BEFORE the debate, but BEFORE the debate, they told us he would show the world just how sharp he really was. Read the full commentary here.