Craig Andresen

Sending the Me Too Movement to Davey Jones’ Locker

At last, our long national nightmare is over. On June 1^st, 2022, the jury returned with a verdict in the case of Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard and Johnny Deep walked away the winner having been awarded what amounts to $13 million dollars in damages.

The trial lasted most of six weeks and featured the airing of more dirty laundry than a 3 day seminar on the effects of explosive diarrhea held in the party room of an all you can eat bean burrito buffet. Read the full commentary here.