Craig Andresen

A Cancer In The Classroom

A Cancer In The Classroom

I believe we can trace the rot and ruin of our nation’s education system back to a remark made in 1995 by the future U.S, Attorney General, Eric Holder. At least that’s when we should have become aware of the liberal plan and started to take steps against it. In 1995, Eric ...

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June 5th, 2023

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The Potted Plant Gets a Doctorate

The Potted Plant Gets a Doctorate

Given the current state of our nation’s asylums of higher indoctrination, it should come as no great surprise that they’re handing out dumbed-down diplomas like candy on Halloween, but dumbed-down doctorates? One would think, or at least hope that doctorates would be ...

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May 22nd, 2023

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Bud Light and the Woke Dystopian Shakedown

Bud Light and the Woke Dystopian Shakedown

The Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation, otherwise known as the HSBC has downgraded Anheuser-Busch InBev stock to hold amid a “crisis” following Bud Light’s marketing campaign featuring transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney. According to Carlos Laboy, the managing ...

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May 15th, 2023

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Bud Light’s New Dumbest Idea Ever

Bud Light’s New Dumbest Idea Ever

As the Bud Light saga continues, one thing has become perfectly clear…at the bottom of a deep hole, Anheuser-Busch continues to use a bigger shovel. Last week, the “trans community” a community that comprises less than one percent of the American population issued a terse ...

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May 8th, 2023

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Bud (No Wiser) Doubles Down on Stupid

Bud (No Wiser) Doubles Down on Stupid

Well, here we are, a scant two weeks since I penned the commentary, “Drunk On Woke, Bud Goes Broke” and it’s already time for an update. To refresh your memory like an ice-cold Miller Lite, Anheuser Busch hired what I referred to as “woke liberal arts major who has been ...

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May 1st, 2023

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Idiots vs The Hard Cold Truth

Idiots vs The Hard Cold Truth

13 year old Jacob Stevens, of Greenfield, Ohio, took a TikTok challenge, and lost. The challenge entailed consuming 12 to 14 Benadryl tablets — more than six times the recommended dosage. The challenge was supposed to create hallucinations, and 13 year old Jacob Stevens’ ...

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April 24th, 2023

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Drunk On Woke, Bud Goes Broke

Drunk On Woke, Bud Goes Broke

These days, one of the worst things you can do is to misgender someone. Doing so draws the wrath woke liberal idiots like nothing else. How DARE you, you god-awful bigot. You deserve to be CANCELLED, and perhaps assaulted should you have the unmitigated gall to venture into ...

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April 16th, 2023

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