Craig Andresen
Bud Light and the Woke Dystopian Shakedown
The Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation, otherwise known as the HSBC has downgraded Anheuser-Busch InBev stock to hold amid a “crisis” following Bud Light’s marketing campaign featuring transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney. According to Carlos Laboy, the managing ...
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May 15th, 2023
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Bud Light’s New Dumbest Idea Ever
As the Bud Light saga continues, one thing has become perfectly clear…at the bottom of a deep hole, Anheuser-Busch continues to use a bigger shovel. Last week, the “trans community” a community that comprises less than one percent of the American population issued a terse ...
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May 8th, 2023
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Bud (No Wiser) Doubles Down on Stupid
Well, here we are, a scant two weeks since I penned the commentary, “Drunk On Woke, Bud Goes Broke” and it’s already time for an update. To refresh your memory like an ice-cold Miller Lite, Anheuser Busch hired what I referred to as “woke liberal arts major who has been ...
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May 1st, 2023
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Idiots vs The Hard Cold Truth
13 year old Jacob Stevens, of Greenfield, Ohio, took a TikTok challenge, and lost. The challenge entailed consuming 12 to 14 Benadryl tablets — more than six times the recommended dosage. The challenge was supposed to create hallucinations, and 13 year old Jacob Stevens’ ...
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April 24th, 2023
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Drunk On Woke, Bud Goes Broke
These days, one of the worst things you can do is to misgender someone. Doing so draws the wrath woke liberal idiots like nothing else. How DARE you, you god-awful bigot. You deserve to be CANCELLED, and perhaps assaulted should you have the unmitigated gall to venture into ...
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April 16th, 2023
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The Witch Hunt Exposed
Last week, on CNN, John Bolton called President Trump, “a cancer on the Republican Party.” Bolton, who was speaking to CNN regarding the indictment against Trump by Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg, said of the document itself, “Speaking as someone who very strongly does not want ...
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April 10th, 2023
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Why The Gospel Truth Is Anything But
Belief is defined as: “an acceptance that a statement is true or that something exists. Trust, faith, or confidence in someone or something. Something that is accepted, considered to be true, or held as an opinion : something believed. an individual’s religious or political ...
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April 3rd, 2023
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